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Greetings, adventurers! Are you worn out of overpriced equipment?? Then scurry on down to Goblin Tech, your one-stop shop for all your desires. We've got the meanest contraptions this side of the mines, and we're selling them at prices that won't break your wallet. Whether you need a sparkly new sword, a powerful shield, or a dependable set of armor, we've got you covered.
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